I'm so paranoid that I'm having trouble focusing in school and at work. Okay, I'm really worried that I might have gotten HIV last week. I'll repost below from the archives another post about a bottle up the butt.Ĭan I get HIV from dried spit inserted in anus? Mar 8, 2007 If, however, you have bleeding or significant discomfort or if your butt starts blowing soap bubbles every time you fart, you'll need to see your doctor or go to an ER to have your beauty products removed.įinally dude, if you insist on cleaning yourself inside and out, you might try an enema or at least a soap-on-a-rope! So long as there is no bleeding or excessive discomfort, you can wait a bit and see if your 'No More Tears' reappears with your next bowel movement.
Generally speaking, you shouldn't really have to shampoo your prostate! Well, I guess we can be thankful you haven't shoved the conditioner, hair gel and electric blower up there as well. You lost a shampoo bottle up your butt? Hmm.
